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Name: Just “Greg”
Age: Many
Title: BlackCat Owner/Professional Geek/Count/Duke/Mister
Alias: Snap Trapperjar
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Comics: All Batman, All X-Men, All Spiderman, Almost all Vertigo, Civil War,
All Vampire/Zombie/Horror/Gore, Local, Action Philosophies, most ADW, 52, Manhunter, Daredevil, Supermarket,
Green Arrow, Negative Burn, Trailer Park of Terror, Walking Dead, Avengers, Darkness, Catwoman, Punisher, French Kiss.
Music: Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Misfits, Nine Inch nails, Slayer, Celtic Frost, Venom,
Earth Wind & Fire, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Beautiful South, Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Tool, Miles Davis,
Stevie Ray Vaughan, Social Distortion, David Bowie, NOT Coldplay.
Hobbies: Are fun!
Food: Pringles, Lobster, Dust Bunnies, Guinness.
Martial Arts Style: Sitting Duck
If I could have one superpower, it would be: lonely.
Personal Bio: Greg was bitten by a radioactive comic book at the age of 4.
Since then, he has bled four colors, and pitched such novelties as x-ray specs and Grit magazine.
He likes to shout his evil master plan, continuously monologing, even when the store is empty and there is no
one to listen. No matter what he tries to convince you of, he can’t fly, read very well, or know what you’re thinking.
He reads way too many comic books and is terrified of Alan Moore because he was once caught in his beard for no less
than three days. But Promethea still rocks. He loves horror comics of any kind, especially if zombies are involved,
X-Men, Batman, Vertigo books, and tons of indie comics.
Oh, and Spider-Man. He likes Spider-Man. A lot...
Name: Garrett
Age: 20
Title: Part-Time BlackCat Store Employee
Alias: GT, G-zus
Comics: Most stuff Marvel... espescially if the words war, ultimate, or secret or any combination of the three are involved.
Music:Rock, rap and punk. And I would be very much obliged if you wouldn't yell at me for liking rap. Thank you. And yes I did just say obliged.
Hobbies: Getting sick and then healthy again. And fighting invisible ninjas in my bedroom.
Food: All food is my friend. Peanut Butter just happens to be one of my best friends... with benefits.
Martial Arts Style: Muay Thai- which will break Nate in half any day of the week.
If I could have one superpower, it would be:I already have a superpower- I am invincible! Muahahaha!!! True story.
Personal Bio: Garrett was born in the now defunct Canadian province of Canadia before emigrating to the States in 1943. Fleeing Hitler and the Nazis, he decided to be a comic book super hero sidekick, but, lacking any polyester or unbelievably tight spandex, decided to just work for Greg. Upon working at Black Cat Comics, he has since learned to do math very quickly, but has not yet mastered the art of telekenesis. Garrett now attends Harvard University, majoring in physical mis-education and teleports to the Sugarhouse area every Monday for his enjoyable shift at work. Garrett is Seven feet, nine inches tall and weighs 125 lbs. He enjoys long walks and horses. Oh, and Spider-Man. He likes Spider-Man. A lot...